By Bryan S I am a Kansas City Chiefs fan. It’s almost embarrassing to say it out loud. After a life-long love affair, I’m sick of their shit. It is important to note, I’m a pure fan. There’s no bandwagon bullshit here—not that the Chiefs have ever accomplished anything bandwagon worthy. I was indoctrinated, as … More A Mean-Spirited, Foul, and Rage-Fueled Trip Down Memory Lane by an Intense Fan Who Has Transcended the Base, Meathead (or Hater-Nerd) Understanding of an Overwhelmingly Beautiful and Complex Game

Bad Brad Blowout of the Week Eagles vs R-words (ALERT! ALERT! HOMER PICK) The Eagles are my team, and though it might seem strange, I hate the Washington R-words.  I hate their owner; I hate Desean Jackson; I hate the fucking Hogettes. What the hell is wrong with you people?!  And sometimes lately, improbably, they … More Week 4 Picks

by The Bastard Mr. Snow 1. This is a link to the San Diego Union Tribune’s NFL arrests database. As of this writing, the most recent incident is Ahmad Brooks, a linebacker for the 49ers, for the 26th of August of this year. That’s just a few of weeks ago. There are 807 incidents on … More A Boy’s Game

Kris S. Upset Pick Jaguars vs Patriots It’s hard to make these picks sometimes, especially after week two when teams like the Saints and Eagles are 0-2. The Saints and Eagles are playoff selections by many, and all of a sudden, they look like dog shit. That being said, since I’ve proven in the first … More Week 3 Picks

BAD BRAD Blowout of Week   TB @ NO This pick stinks of laziness, just like my underwear. I need a safe pick after going 0-2 last week.  I like Lovie Smith, but he looks to me like just another coach. Mariota had about five plays under center in college, and in his NFL debut, he … More Week 2 Picks

We are behind this week. We would apologize if we weren’t a bunch of assholes. All that being said, fellow site contributor and my brother, Kris S. and I attended the Chiefs-Broncos game Thursday night (fuck life). It was an epic slugfest full of penalties, turnovers, mostly turnovers committed by the Goddamn Chiefs, and swinging … More Thursday Night Meltdown

By Bryan S. Gregg Rosenthal, it’s on motherfucker. Let me fill you in, dear reader, on this Rosenthal turd. He has somehow sucked his way into a job writing for NFL.COM. Now I waste as many hours as anybody reading NFL news. Usually, it’s the same article written by three or four middling talents, people … More NFL.COM’s Gregg Rosenthal is a prolapsed asshole